Confessions of a massive geek

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 23:58:46 GMT

I just farted really loud.

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 18:13:20 GMT

GR!

Rik always gets what rik wants.

not necessarily.

this sucks.

BOOOO!!!!!!!

on a lighter note...........

SPAFF!!!

Bacon with a side of cabbage please...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 23:38:21 GMT

So,

I was sat in the bath the other day, bubbles.... candles..... Tori Amos and some other proper girly shit going down when i thought about a lot of stuff that's gone on in my life since the start of this year.

I've figured out that i've managed to mess up anything that might possibly have benefited my state of welbeing or happiness. Why?

is this involuntary or something? I sure as hell didn't want to be living in a flat by myself obsessing over stupid shit like making coca cola can castles and my weight....

..in conclusion, i've decided that i should just give up giving a shit. I never used to give much of a shit and i got everything i wanted.

doesn't make me a bad person.... i guess.

Gr! hardness!

woop, i guess....

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:15:47 GMT

Work is awesome.

life, not so much. Pokey little flat by myself and cooking for one is depressing as fuck.

i'm so horny i could fuck a horse, but i'm not going to, instead i'm going to channel it all into music. As for people........

where do i start?

the past is the fucking past, don't fucking drag it up and most importantly don't fucking talk shit when i'm not there. it's not nice. some people are just fuck ups and i'm sick of it.

I just want to live my fucking life properly. different now, fucking hell!

anyway, yeh, rant over.

i'm not happy, then again, who really is?

hmmm

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 23:43:56 GMT

today was pretty awesome.

bit boring and disappointing to start with but i managed to clean excessively and also played prototype for a while.

watched a frankie boyle dvd too. win. later on though, decided to go shopping at asda for food. nearly burned the flat down by leaving the oven on after cooking pizza. not fun.

watched zack and miri make a porno with a pizzA and some garlic bread, also with ribena.

and to top the evening off i'm lay in bed watching clerks.

monkey island rocks, i think plushy would agree on this one. i'll spend some more time on that on sunday though when i have time after dropping my little princess off.

on another note, i start my new position on monday which means i'll be further on my quest to be the best IT bastard on the planet.

think i might update userpic also as this one's reeeeally old, but i like me then, not now. too flabby and hairless. lol.

I'm missing people muchly so also.

meh, i guess there's a little too much cabbage in the cheese on that one.

anyway, how amazing is ribena???? WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

bah

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:13:28 GMT

setup will complete in approximately 39 mins........................

...........yeh, fuck you windows! i'm only installing you to play monkey island and prototype.

UBUNTU, i'm sorry i have to dual boot you with this piece of shit microsoft effort. just when i thought i'd be windows free forever.

my bacon adventure

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:10:33 GMT

bacon goes with everything, right?

well.... not really.

you can't have bacon with ice cream, you can't have it wrapped around a mars bar....

..that would be insane.

Gaaaah!

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:38:37 GMT

Sooooo,

Last night was a major FAIL on my part. I well enjoyed time with mollie though.

Just got loads of work to do, so i can't see her today which blows ever so slightly. I just feel like i'm not there as much as i should be but that's because i don't want to see rachel so i can't really win.

On another note, i did have a really nice breakfast so it set me up nicely for today. I am slightly hung over though, so be quiet!!!

Things full of win today:

Bacon
Sausages
PS3
Foster's
Jeans
Whips, chains and paddles.

Sat, 14 Feb 2009 03:04:55 GMT

Very drunk. Very drunk. Very drunk. Thinking about someone I probably shouldt be. Woop.

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Thu, 12 Feb 2009 13:13:25 GMT

Nothing to do in work so I made a plan.
The plan is this:

Get into a gym
Lose the fat
Buy more shiny clothes
Try and actually put my über geekiness to profit.
Dye my hair purple

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Wed, 11 Feb 2009 02:15:40 GMT

Tiiiiired.

Just watched season 8 of scrubs, well, up to episode 5. Fun times.

Only just settling down now.

Thinking I need to get a new sleep pattern. Gaaaaaah!!

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Mon, 09 Feb 2009 08:48:34 GMT

Installed lj app on iPhone.
Sat in a taxi going to work, need more sleep.

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thought....

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 23:07:55 GMT

.... listen to the following albums :

Limp Bizkit - 3 dollar bill y'all

Korn - Korn

Metallica - load

Marilyn manson - antichrist superstar

It's like being in school again. haha.

It's been a while...

Sun, 08 Feb 2009 22:18:27 GMT

right, now that i've dusted off the LJ cobwebs i need to fill y'all in on some shit:

1 - i've lost the missus so i'm a bit narky

2 - my kid is awesome and i'll never ever be a shit part time dad

3 - i have a new job and it's awesome

4 - my xbox 360 died today, but i'll fix it soon.

5 - i ended up just building a new pc, it's sexy.

6 - the new guns n roses album wins at everything.

So...........With all the drama that's been going on Gemz reminded me that i actually still have an LJ so i will keep up with it this time.

i'm back, i'm pissed off and i'm out for all the bacon i can sizzle in my little pan.

howdy

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 21:38:08 GMT

i'm ba-aaaaaaaaaaack.

hey folks. It's one of those fucked up weeks again.
lost my job, my pc died and i feel a bit ill.
lucky for me my friend dan has an ee pc that he's lent to me till i can afford the bits to fix my pc, my lappy is broked massively and has been for years.

mollie is almost 1. YAY. looking forward to it. having job woud be nice though.

eurgh, gok wan is on the telly, god i wish i could stab him in the face.

oh ell, time to sleep.

:D

Wed, 06 Feb 2008 13:02:11 GMT

Following my exploits of a night well spent on monday i'm still exhausted from lack of proper sleep because mollie's being ver unsettled in the night lately. Not that i mind because it's perfectly ok. She is only just a baby after all.

i'm determined not to stop updating this thing this year anyway.

everytime i try to type some old person rings me. gr, so annoying.

nevermind, back to the point.

So, i've STILL not done any of my grown up tasks yet due to my phone being knackered and the money needed not wired to my account yet. this is unacceptable when i have bills to pay. Now, i am doing overtime today until 7pm. what the fuck is wrong with me?

i need more coffee. will post more later.

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:52:35 GMT

bloodwars -

"Thanks to perfectly prepared ambush Jamaster managed to take necrofiend by surprise and won.
Jamaster bit into enemy`s neck and sucked out 16 experience pts. necrofiend paid ransom of 1067 Lgo, 1340 litres of blood and gave 424 prisoners."

:'(

WOUNDED!!!!!!!!

i need to get better at that game.

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 09:46:30 GMT

i've actually got grown up things to do.......

call BT to get the phone all sorted out n junk.
call the gas bastards.
call o2 and sort their billing dept out with a stern word.
get my bloody council tax paid.

but i can't do any of that from work as i can't pay council tax online it won't let me.
i'm not too sure about paying gas bill online, but i'm trying to find out how.

Work is quite noisy today though. i don't like getting headaches but i guess it comes with the territory.

I really miss mollie when i'm here though, it's unreal i never realized being a dad would be so amazing. On another note, i get to see my cousin tonight who i've not seen in about 10 years. One of the very few people that actually introduced me to decent music. He once gave me a poison t-shirt ("open up and say aaah" ) which i wore to primary school once and got in shit for. It was awesome.

we're just heading to some of the bars near my house, nothing special but i'm well hyper about it.

i'm going to do some work now...

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 13:15:11 GMT

My plans for actually having spare money have fallen through this month due to the following hiccups :

gas bill coming
needing new boots
needing to pay for a large phone bill
having to buy various bits and bobs for the missus' birthday.

however, i shall hopefully be paid an extra small amount for some random acts of it bastardry.
this means i may very well be going to jilly's tomorrow. don't know why, i guess i just miss the place.

for now though, i've got some work to do.
Rachel's at a "young mums" meeting with mollie and my sister and my niece, sophie. they may FINALLY bond properly with this activity. rock on.

sophie's nearly 3 now though, she's well too big for a 2.5 year old nipper, she looks about 4.
anyway, i have some shit to attend to in the office.

peace out.

evil in a can

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 11:54:26 GMT

discussions lead me to believe that evil can indeed be contained in a can.
you only have to look through the selves of tesco to realize this.

Entire breakfasts in tins...
Entrire lunches in tins....

These "meals" consist of filth and evil.

beans, egg, sausage, hash browns and black pudding.....

in a tin???

EURGH, just wrong.

knackered

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 09:07:29 GMT

Last night i looked after mollie by myself at home while the missus went out to play for a bit. Now, the second rach left mollie started up crying n stuff. so i did what any good father should and started playing to cheer her up. She seems to love it when i bung on a bit of cheesy 80's rock and dance around like a twat. but that's not possible at 11pm. So, i improvised and started hiding behind stuff and sort of jumping out in a random fashion. She seemed to enjoy this so she was really happy. i managed to get her to sleep which was nice, this means i can do all the stuff i do when i'm alone in the house like play bioshock in the dark and watch excessive amounts of family guy.

But, she's awake several times, not that i really mind. It's my job to take care of her. But i'm so knackered atm. in work which sucks.

I think i need more caffeine.but i already have a latte (sort of) and a machine excuse for an espresso.

i got a cv to write later on aswell.
grrr.

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 16:22:37 GMT

i'm a busy bee today, it sucks because the people are all wacky retards who cannot use the internet for shit.

why do old people need the internet?

85,91,76,87,83.....

real ages of people who call my work with stupid problems.

i have 2 questions :

1) why do old people need the internet
2) why, since they have seen computers evolve have they not evolved with them and learned how to use them over the years?

they spend hours on end complaining about their broadband "not working" when it's just simply them not typing in their fucking username correctly or "forgetting" to plug the fucking modem in because they thought that the USB MODEM we sent had wifi capabilities???

"but i thought it was wireless..........."

so they leave the RJ11, filter and everything in the box and just have the modem stood near the pc and then whinge when it doesn't fucking work.

USB MODEMS ARE NOT WIRELESS YOU TARDS.

Faith in the force restored

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 14:01:53 GMT

My faith in the world has been restored.

government paying me money, earning a nice slice and me and the missus are ok.
mollie is 4 months now, started eating her own hand on a regular basis. that's a feat i can not acheive because i have big ass man hands and a small ass gob.

I've been jizzing over my HDTV for too long now, i fear i may need help but it looks sooo good in all it's shiney high res glory. This is mainly the reason for my absence from the real world because it's breathed new life into my 360.

Smackdown vs raw 2008 has me hooked, Mollie has been playing it too. Well, grabbing the pad and proper laughing her head off at it.

she's sleeping loads at the moment due to teething n stuff so i get in a good few hours now and then of game time.
rach is increasingly feeling better so everything is awesome.

looking for a new job though, anyone know anything in IT, let me know :D

rik.

Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:30:45 GMT

The war seems to be getting more full on at home. I have been fighting to keep everything afloat and so far managing to procrastinate the most important things to be done simply to have a bit of game time. this is selfish, i know and i do appologize for this. It really bothers me that i can't generally support my family properly and pay all those goddamn bills, which should be easy on my salary. but noooooo.

there's a massive list of things i have to pay, it's all a bit too harsh.

cannot. be. arsed.

i'm sick to death of being a sking bastard.

GAAAH!!

bollocks

Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:50:15 GMT

I sometimes can get quite cranky in my sleep. This causes obvious problems when i share a room with my fiancee and a baby. one thing that happens is that i talk so much shit. usually abusing people verbally.
apparently last night i told the missus i would kick her out in my sleep. this was news to me, obviously because i don't even know i'm doing this. She's uber pissed and i can see why but i DID NOT say those things... it was not me, i was asleep for fuck's sake how can i have??

I'm aware this must be true because otherwise she wouldn't bring it up.

now, i'm concerned for all three of us because i don't want anything bad to happen.

i don't know what the fuck is going on, i don't even think she's really all that arsed about me anyway to be honest.
she'll probably fuck off on me though, i know it.

they all do. i think i might be a twat..